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I made this blog because I'm getting so tired of One Million Moms trying to get stuff taken off the shelves or off tv networks because they think it's vulgar or inappropriate.

In case you don't know, One Million Moms is a group of "A network of Christian moms and grandmothers taking a stand for our children who are being exploited by the entertainment industry."

Now, I don't know about you, but the statement "children being exploited by the entertainment industry" brings to mind shows like Toddlers and Tiaras and other such shows.  No.  What they mean is children whose minds might be corrupted if they see something that might be found obscene, vulgar or inappropriate on tv, a commercial mailing, an ad at the mall or a product name.

In some of their members' words, "How will the children ever learn morals?"  

How about this:  Turn off the tv, genius.  

*I will be addressing each topic OMM's has attacked the last month or so.*

This blog is currently under construction!!!

Schweddy Balls!!! (Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor)

One of OMM's latest issues is Ben and Jerry's newest ice cream flavor, Schweddy Balls. They claim the name is vulgar and repulsive. The only thing they've really done in an effort to boycott the ice cream is to bring America's attention to it. Schweddy Balls was originally aimed at a limited market, but now that more people know about it, demand for the ice cream has risen. I, for one, intend on going to the grocery store tonight and asking them if they have Schweddy Balls and I encourage everyone to do the same!

Email from One Million Moms:

Ben & Jerry’s announced their newest ice cream flavor which sounds anything but appealing. Schweddy Balls is the best they could come up with. The vulgar new flavor has turned something as innocent as ice cream into something repulsive. Not exactly what you want a child asking for at the supermarket.

The name originated from a Saturday Night Live skit featuring Alec Baldwin as Pete Schweddy, owner of a holiday bakery called Season’s Eatings. “There are lots of great treats this time of year,” Schweddy says. “Zucchini bread, fruitcake, but the thing I most like to bring out at this time of the year are my balls.”

He then explains that he sells popcorn balls, cheese balls, rum balls—balls for every taste—and the ball puns proceed for about four minutes. Ben & Jerry’s chose to go with fudge-covered rum and malt balls for their flavor. The skit culminates in Baldwin stating that “No one can resist my Schweddy Balls.”

In the past, Ben & Jerry’s has released controversial ice creams, like a special edition of Chubby Hubby called Hubby Hubby last year which celebrated gay marriage. It seems that offending customers has become an annual tradition for Ben & Jerry’s.

The ice cream is being released in a limited batch, which means it will be distributed nationwide but only for three or four months. If it proves popular, another batch might be forthcoming, but we hope not.

“The name is irreverent,” says Ben & Jerry’s spokesman Sean Greenwood. “But we’ve always been about having some irreverence and having some fun … We’re not trying to offend people. Our fans get the humor.”